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Putting me in a fighting mood Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to … Medical Joke 09/23/2008
Serious Memory Problem Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory prob… Medical Joke 09/23/2008
You my friend are in great health Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to… Medical Joke 09/23/2008
Doctors got a nasty idea The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratit… Medical Joke 09/23/2008
Bad news but good news This old man visits his doctor and after a th… Medical Joke 09/23/2008
Bad and worse news from a doctor Doctor: I have some bad news and some very ba… Medical Joke 09/23/2008
Painful heart transplant A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw t… Medical Joke 09/23/2008
Can I play the piano A doctor has come to see one of his patients … Medical Joke 09/23/2008
Always the same model A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your … Medical Joke 09/23/2008
I think its due to drinking As the doctor completed an examination of the… Medical Joke 09/23/2008
Dentists have priorities too A dentist, after completing work on a patient… Medical Joke 09/23/2008
5 benefits of having Alzheimer Disease 5. You never have to watch reruns on televisi… Medical Joke 09/23/2008
Give me the bad news first doc Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?… Medical Joke 09/23/2008